Has anyone had a worse laxative experience?

So I was having a problem and I got some laxatives and took the recommended dose and nothing happened so I took some more and still no result so I thought this stuff is for kids and I took the whole bottle like 20 pills and I can describe the pain as a combination of being kicked in the head by a fat guy wearing steel-toed boots and being sodomized by one of Saddam Hussein's henchmen using a baby porcupine on a stick. What's the dealio with that?!